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英版宮殿　限定公主課程：Robert's Wonderland

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（愚人節限定~ 之後有空會翻譯）

One day,
I fell asleep under a tree as I was reading a book Robert had loaned me.
The castle cat Michelangelo was purring on my lap.
The next thing I knew...

Robert：Welcome, Princess. You're in my world now.
Alyn：Why am I painting roses?
Giles：I'm hosting a tea party? For Robert's un-birthday?
Louis：I feel like I'm late for something.
Leo：I can't keep the grin off my face.
Nico：I'm excited for Robert's un-birthday tea party!
Byron：I seem to have acquired a new crown.
Albert：I serve His Majesty, the King of Hearts.
Sid：Well, there's two of me and I don't got a clue why.
Robert：Enjoy your stay in my Wonderland, Princess,
Robert：and don't forget to help me celebrate my un-birthday.

Robert：Have I seen Giles?
Robert：He was with Nico in the gardens just a while ago.
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Mad Hatter：Welcome to our tea party, and happy un-birthday.
Jily：Tea party? Un-birthday?
Mad Hatter：Sit down and have some tea. I hope you will be my new tea party friend.

Robert：Looking for Duke Howard?
Robert：I saw him running towards the clock tower. He looked to be in quite the hurry.
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Robert：Who are you? Where are you rushing off to?
White Rabbit：I'm late.
Jily：Late for what?
White Rabbit：The Queen. You look a bit like her.

Robert：Ah, Princess. You're looking for Byron?
Robert：I believe he's in the Stein gardens.
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Robert：Who are you?
King of Hearts：I'm the King. King of Hearts and ruler of all.
Robert：But this is my Wonderland.
Knave of Hearts：Would you like me to deal with the imposter, Your Majesty?

Robert：Searching for Nico?
Robert：He must be with Giles in the gardens.
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March Hare：So glad you've joined your un-birthday party! I'm the March Hare!
Robert：But it's not my birthday.
March Hare：I said un-birthday! Every day is special here!

Robert：Leo?
Robert：He went into the forest, I think.
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Robert：Whose smile is that, floating in midair?
Cheshire Cat：Mine. Cheshire Cat at your service, my lady.
Jily：Do you mean me?
Cheshire Cat：If you're lost, I'll happily show you the way—and maybe a bit more.

Robert：Is it Sid you're after?
Robert：He should be in the gardens near his manor, and not alone.
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Robert：There must be something wrong with my eyes. I see two of one person.
Twins：There ain't nothing wrong with your eyes. We're just twins.
Robert：Twins?
Twins：Tweedledee and Tweedledum. Pleased to meet ya, I suppose.

Robert：Hello, Princess. Are you looking for Alyn?
Robert：I thought I saw him by the castle hedges.
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因為時間來不及,我就照臉書上的分享打了,對話的順序是否如此我不清楚喔...>>>

Card Soldier：The roses shouldn't be white.
Robert：Why not?
Card Soldier：They should be red.
Card Soldier：Have you seen the Queen?
Robert：And who might you be?